Saturday, November 8, 2008

What Do I Do With This Bottle Of Wild Turkey???

Thankfully I didn't require a bottle of Wild Turkey to make it through election night. I'm not much of a drinker, so now what do I do with an ironically acquired bottle of Wild Turkey?

Currently my options are:
  • Pour down drain, find higher power.
  • Donate to homeless shelter.
  • Drink because of prop 8.
  • Send to Sarah Palin in spirit of bipartisanship.
  • Use to strip paint, sterilize bathroom drain.
  • Share with actual wild turkeys.
  • Save for 2012.
Please vote in the sidebar on the right. If you have any other bright ideas, please share in the comments.

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