What Do I Do With This Bottle Of Wild Turkey???

Thankfully I didn't require a bottle of Wild Turkey to make it through election night. I'm not much of a drinker, so now what do I do with an ironically acquired bottle of Wild Turkey?

Currently my options are:

• Pour down drain, find higher power.
• Donate to homeless shelter.
• Drink because of prop 8.
• Send to Sarah Palin in spirit of bipartisanship.
• Use to strip paint, sterilize bathroom drain.
• Share with actual wild turkeys.
• Save for 2012.

Please vote in the sidebar on the right. If you have any other bright ideas, please share in the comments.