Thankfully
I didn't require a bottle of Wild Turkey to make it through
election night. I'm not much of a drinker, so now what do I do with an ironically acquired bottle of Wild Turkey?
Currently my options are:
- Pour down drain, find higher power.
- Donate to homeless shelter.
- Drink because of prop 8.
- Send to Sarah Palin in spirit of bipartisanship.
- Use to strip paint, sterilize bathroom drain.
- Share with actual wild turkeys.
- Save for 2012.
Please vote in the sidebar on the right. If you have any other bright ideas, please share in the comments.
